That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet.
(Source: urshizzles)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
pshhhhhh..silly mom
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Via Welcome to heaven, betch
i’m actually terrified
WHAT IS AIR
I MEAN
I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE
I THINK I LAUGHED TOO HARD.
OH GOD.
HOW DO YOU FIND THIS TERRIFYING?
THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS.
BEAUTIFUL
MY CREYS OMG
omg … lucky me nobody saw my face now
I had to stop playing it!
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY SO I AM DOING BOTH.
THANK YOU, TUMBLR.
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
No but seriously, why the fuck am I still single?
is there no one who can handle all of this?
(Source: official310)
About me
I like to do stuff sometimes for reasons:(Female/Old Enough/The Land of Baked Beans and Red Sox
